Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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