Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Randomize
