i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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