Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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