omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
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You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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