Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
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