i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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