Whod you bang
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
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i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Dignity is for republicans.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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