Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER