WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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