He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
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Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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