we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
