It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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