i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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