never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
