Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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