i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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