it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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