bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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