Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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