Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
