i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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