I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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