i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
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Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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