Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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