is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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