oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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