Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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