got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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