I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
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You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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