that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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