we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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