Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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