do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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