Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
this will be a night to untag.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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