Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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