He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i drank out of a bidet.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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