Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
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A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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