I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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