That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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