I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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