dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Randomize
