Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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