On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
I don't think brook has ever known best
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
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I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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