Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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