My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
is wine microwaveable?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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