ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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