So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
you're hired as official boob wrangler
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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