do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I need a burrito and a hug.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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