It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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