you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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