Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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