He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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