Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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