i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
two words...techno handjob
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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